ReviewMinigore


Minigore

Developer: CH Games Co. Ltd
Publisher: Chillingo

Release Date: 07/30/2009

ESRB: RP

Genre: shooter
Setting: alternate
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I love Minigore on the iPod. I don’t know if there’s a full size “gore” somewhere, but this one is a little blast of action, shooting fun.

You start playing John Gore but can unlock other characters as you go along. There’s no namby-pamby “points” in this game either. Your only score is kills. The more kills you get, the more things you can unlock.

Poor little John Gore is dropped into the middle of Hardland and has to survive wave after wave of small, medium and large fuzzy monsters that seem to consist only of eyes, hair and ginormous teeth. You’ll find all about those teeth if you let them get too close. They’ll turn you into a bloody smear on the map in short order. If you let it sit on the screen after you go down, you can even watch and listen to them have you as a snack. June05thscreen06

Your initial choices on the map are survival in the dark forest or survival in the snow forest. You set the difficulty level by shooting down the appropriate totem pole upon your arrival — normal, expert or insane. Trust me, I picked normal.

You start with a firearm and infinite ammo but can unlock goodies as you move around the map. You can find chests with extra weapons or power-ups that come in handy, but some of these are only good for a limited number of shots.

You move by touching the left side of the screen and shoot by touching the right, so if you’re coordinated, you can move and shoot at the same time. It’s very handy. June05thscreen09

Beyond the chests you sometimes get, there are also little four-leaf clovers you can collect by moving over them. Collect three and you transform into Crazy Pork — basically a giant flaming, hairy pig that kills the fuzzies by just mowing over them. Good times!

The fuzzies themselves are pretty wild. There are fast, flaming ones that charge at you. Shoot the big ones, and they explode and four little ones pop out and keep right on coming. They’re like demonic little Russian nesting dolls. The bigger the fuzzy, the more shots it takes to kill. You have to be quick if you want to keep your little virtual limbs intact. I have three little hearts of life initially, and they disappear fast if I let those fuzzies get in biting range. Episode4-screenshot01

I loved the little aside comments I’d get from the characters in Minigore. In particular, John Gore is basically a little cube. The fuzzy took a bit out of him, and he screams, “Stay off my leg!” and then, “Oh wait, I don’t have any legs.” The old guy you unlock second tells me, “I want to rest in peace, but only one piece.”

On top of the single-player fun, there’s even a WLAN mode so you can play with a friend. Too cool!

This is an awesome game and is incredibly affordable on iTunes. Kudos to Mountain Sheep — the copyright owners. Keep up the good work.

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About the Author, Noelle (A.K.A Alladania)

I’m a working mom — married with one child. My daughter is 10, and she has autism. Everything else in my life moves around this core. Online gaming has been a big part of my social life over the last several years due to the difficulty of going out and about. I have to say that my daughter Alissa is awesome at computer games. She has skills with electronics that amaze me. When I get away from the computer, I like doing craft projects (knitting, crocheting, sewing, painting, quilling, whatever sounds fun) and reading. I mainly read suspense these days, but I have a pretty eclectic collection and a library of about 6,000 books. I’ve been using a computer since grade school — I started with an Apple IIe and have upgraded considerably and many times since then. I played Dungeons and Dragons for at least a few decades. I met and married my husband through gaming. He was my DM. I stopped tabletop gaming more from lack of time than anything. It’s easier to meet and game with friends online than it is to coordinate real-life schedules around my daughter’s needs.