Crypto is back, and this time around, it's the funky '70s, and fast food chains are proliferating like disco infernos. In fact, the biggest fast food chain of them all — Big Willy's — is really a front for Crypto and Pox. After all, what better way to dispose of those leftover bodies from decades of cranial DNA harvesting than to use them in a lip-smacking fast food menu.
